when someone ships my OTP with the same burning passion that i do
rubyinnightvale replied to your post “its so perfect. it gets everywhere and stays forever.”
if i could draw id draw alec streaked w glitter.
if i could draw i would draw a gleeful magnus on the floor of the loft making a glitter angel with his arms and legs w/ a reproachful yet loving alec looking down at him
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
That’s it, that’s actually it.
well you know what they say.
it is the herpes of craft supplies.
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
say what you will about fangirls but when someone says ‘fangirling’ i think of excitement and unbridled glee and undignified noises of delight but when someone says ‘fanboying’ i think of impotent rage and insecurity and disproportionate aggression
let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…
a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all
"If you want my permission to marry him go right ahead," said Isabelle. "Autumn’s a nice time for it, too. You could wear an orange tux.”
OH MY GOD i forgot about this part i’m crying
okay but seriously i think this whole scenario is really plausible like at some point in his life i can imagine Magnus going overboard with the glitter whether he had put it on himself previously and it just rubbed off on Alec or he purposely put it on Alec. Either way, the next morning Alec sleeps in and is running late so he gets dressed in a hurry and he cannot get the glitter off no matter what he does so when he arrives to wherever he’s going Jace just raises his eyebrows and by that point Alec is 1000% done so he’s just like
also i’d like to point out that they do make glittery lubricant don’t look at me
Lol and let’s be honest Jace and Isabelle are going to immediately assume that the way Alec got that glitter on him was from rubbing up on Magnus
are you insinuating that Alec is a cat
What could go wrong?
WINCHESTER STARTER KIT
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you