I need more fics of Alec and Magnus being dorks, and kissing by the fire, and singing dumb Christmas songs, and Magnus putting mistletoe on every square inch of the flat, like the fucking cutie he is.
It’s snowing harder now.
And I need to get to the airport.
Which is 2 hours away.
Annnnnnnd i’ve got a flat tire.
I WAS WEARING MY TSHIRT THAT SAYS FUCK YOU IN GALLIFREYAN IN GYM CLASS TODAY, AND THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND GOES “OH MY GOD YOUR SHIRT SAYS FUCK YOU IN GALLIFREYAN” AND I JUST KINDA STOOD THERE AND THEN
- Supernatural: I haven't killed any main characters recently
- Supernatural: Eenie
- Supernatural: Meenie
- Supernatural: Minie
- Supernatural: Kevin
Mid-Season Finales - Seasons 1-9
like barely but still
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
ok keep scrolling
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO