55,204 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 01:09       Via(Source)

tinytmas:

when someone ships my OTP with the same burning passion that i do

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2,792 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 01:03       Via(Source)
4 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 00:57      

rubyinnightvale replied to your post “its so perfect. it gets everywhere and stays forever.”

if i could draw id draw alec streaked w glitter.

if i could draw i would draw a gleeful magnus on the floor of the loft making a glitter angel with his arms and legs w/ a reproachful yet loving alec looking down at him

#rubyinnightvale #2 fab 2 be sad
187,305 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 00:46       Via(Source)

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.

3 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 00:43      
its so perfect. it gets everywhere and stays forever.

well you know what they say.

it is the herpes of craft supplies. 

#rubyinnightvale #why did i publish this #everyone was thinking it i just said it okay #forgive me
173,884 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 00:40       Via(Source)

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

10,699 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 00:37       Via(Source)

unpretty:

say what you will about fangirls but when someone says ‘fangirling’ i think of excitement and unbridled glee and undignified noises of delight but when someone says ‘fanboying’ i think of impotent rage and insecurity and disproportionate aggression

#i think of the conjunction acronym #fml
92 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 00:32       Via(Source)
#last name Ever first name Greatest #favorite #malec
174,294 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 00:28       Via(Source)

hermionejg:

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all

68 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 00:25       Via(Source)
"If you want my permission to marry him go right ahead," said Isabelle. "Autumn’s a nice time for it, too. You could wear an orange tux.”

"If you want my permission to marry him go right ahead," said Isabelle. "Autumn’s a nice time for it, too. You could wear an orange tux.”

#excuse me while i fangirl #godfrey gao #magnus bane #tmi #malec #ok you gotta admit this is perfect though
98 notes       September 03, 2014 @ 00:16       Via(Source)
"'there is so much in this store I can picture Magnus wanting,' Simon said, picking up a glass bottle of body glitter suspended in some kind of oil". -City Of Heavenly Fire
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may10baby:

go-insane-its-magnus-bane:

OH MY GOD i forgot about this part i’m crying 

okay but seriously i think this whole scenario is really plausible like at some point in his life i can imagine Magnus going overboard with the glitter whether he had put it on himself previously and it just rubbed off on Alec or he purposely put it on Alec. Either way, the next morning Alec sleeps in and is running late so he gets dressed in a hurry and he cannot get the glitter off no matter what he does so when he arrives to wherever he’s going Jace just raises his eyebrows and by that point Alec is 1000% done so he’s just like

also i’d like to point out that they do make glittery lubricant don’t look at me

Lol and let’s be honest Jace and Isabelle are going to immediately assume that the way Alec got that glitter on him was from rubbing up on Magnus

are you insinuating that Alec is a cat

122,219 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 18:44       Via(Source)
dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?



WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?

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WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

#the gif
349,325 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 18:23       Via(Source)
hellogumdrop:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU



IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

hellogumdrop:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

57,302 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 18:13       Via(Source)

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

16,779 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 18:12       Via(Source)

carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in